Why you SHOULDN'T ride the DARKSIDE!

A.) You enjoy buying tires and tire shopping
B.) You enjoy power sliding the rear end
C.) You enjoy doing burnouts with your 400cc bike
D.) You pee your pants at anything that feels different
E.) You listened to people who have never ridden it
F.) You think a rooster tail is a monster chasing you in the rain
G.) You are on a 100cc bike
H.) You are racing Pike's Peak
I.) Your friends will think you are a poser
J.) You are afraid to read much
K.) Your mom won't let you

...just a few thots I had...g.

You forgot
L.) if you do you will crash and die
M.) Your insurance won't pay if you crash

Good ones guys!!!

Here's some I want to add!

N. You believe that everything that comes on a bike should be the only things you put back on!
O. You believe that motorcycle tire manufactures are looking out for your well being and safety!







............................bobby

P. There wont be any tires left for the cagers.

Jerry

jedishon wrote:P. There wont be any tires left for the cagers.

Jerry

Q . We don"t do that on GIXXRZ

I was crawling around on the floor working on the back of my 1500 Wing and I saw a bit of a cut or crack in the center of the tread on my relatively new Dunlop EIII. The damn thing is singing and so rather than taking a chance and running the tire much longer, I'm going to go to the Darkside. I wouldn't be so nervous if I saw a crack like that on a CT, but those flimsy MT are scary. I'm running a CT on my 1800 Wing and ran a CT on my Nomad until I sold it. I only wish I could find a CT to fit my ST-1300.

M H papasurf wrote:Q . We don"t do that on GIXXRZ

Do what?

Why go darkside of coarse ... or so I've been told .

Surly don't mean to disparage.

quadancer wrote:

M H papasurf wrote:Q . We don"t do that on GIXXRZ

Do what?

Quad, the Suzuki GSXR is commonly called a GIXXER. The plural is GIXXERZ. You're showing your age here bro

See you out there
Smokey

Another reason NOT to go dark is because all the cookies will make you fat .... not that I would know ...

GHOST cookies do NOT make you fat - my fat is from other tires...

I want my tire to match my belly. Nice and round.

Jerry

jedishon wrote:I want my tire to match my belly. Nice and round.

Jerry

It does Homie ...

Awww...BURN!!!