Pickin on Texas A and M

First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were attending their first
anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery
table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine,

it
is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: the first is
that
you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body." As an
example,
the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the
dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do
the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually
took
turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The
second
most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and
sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough. It's
even tougher if you're stupid."

eeuuuooooo ,,you would think that they would have put gloves in first.


uncle Jerry moved to TX didn't he???

Yep. This was more or less pointed in his direction.

Thanks Moon for giving me a taste of being back home. Does give an important life lesson, pay attention to what you are doing.