Fishing in the South
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Fishing in the South
A Jack Daniels Fishing Story:
I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran
out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs
are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his
mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it
in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without
getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little
whiskey in it's mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released
him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the
frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was
that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.
Life is good in the South.
I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran
out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs
are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his
mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it
in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without
getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little
whiskey in it's mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released
him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the
frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was
that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.
Life is good in the South.
jedishon- Super User
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Re: Fishing in the South
AAAhahahahaha Yep...bout rite!!!!
twin1300- Admin
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Age : 64
Location : Denham Springs, La.
Registration date : 2007-12-14
Re: Fishing in the South
We also have Bass fish that will bait the squirrels.
Badmoon- Number of posts : 1699
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Location : Swanpland (Gods Country) It is my horns that hold up my halo.
Registration date : 2007-12-20
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