Fishing Trip

nodakbassmaster Sat Aug 02, 2008 2:33 am

Fishing Trip

A man was on the water for his weekly fishing trip. He began his day
with an 8-pound bass on the first cast and a 7-pounder on the second. On
the third cast he had just caught his first ever bass over 11 pounds
when his cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife
had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and
in the ICU. The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and
that he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was
leaving what was shaping up to be his best day ever on the water.

He decided to get in a couple of more casts before heading to the
Hospital. He ended up fishing the rest of the morning, finishing his
trip with a stringer like he'd never seen, with three bass over 10
pounds. He was jubilant! Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty,
he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor
and asked about his wife's condition.

The doctor glared at him and shouted, 'You went ahead and finished your
fishing trip didn't you?! I hope you're proud of yourself!
While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself on the
pond, your wife has been languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you
went ahead and finished, because it will be more than likely the last
fishing trip you ever take! For the rest of her life she will require
'round the clock care. And you'll be her care giver forever!'

The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed. The doctor then
chuckled and said, 'I'm just screwing with you. She's dead. What'd you
catch?'