Re: For Sale Cheap !!!!

Guest Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:20 pm

Cassie, I really think that a maul would be a good investment for you. Twisted Evil

Guest Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:24 pm

shebear wrote:Cassie, I really think that a maul would be a good investment for you.

I think you might be on to something there, that would work well for the VTX as its coming into the dining room as well as Mr Smokey as he is trying to get away from me tongue

smokey2255 Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:44 pm

I am sure glad Mrs Smokey don't like to shoot. I could be in some serious trouble. (notice I didn't say can't shoot, natural dead shot if ever there was one). I can outrun her rolling pins and frying pans Twisted Evil

Guest Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:31 am

Sweeeeeeeeeeeet, remind me we have guns in the house, thanks baby Merry Christmas to me

Guest Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:56 am

smokey2255 wrote:I am sure glad Mrs Smokey don't like to shoot. I could be in some serious trouble. (notice I didn't say can't shoot, natural dead shot if ever there was one). I can outrun her rolling pins and frying pans

Smokey, I think you might consider keeping quiet about now! silent

Toasted_311 Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:17 am

Ya'll gotta quit picking on poor ole Larry. Very Happy

And Cassie...let the poor man bring his other baby in the house. You know it'll never replace you but why should it have to bear the freezing Illinois winter? Wink

smokey2255 Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:32 am

shebear wrote:
smokey2255 wrote:I am sure glad Mrs Smokey don't like to shoot. I could be in some serious trouble. (notice I didn't say can't shoot, natural dead shot if ever there was one). I can outrun her rolling pins and frying pans

Smokey, I think you might consider keeping quiet about now!

I AM TRYING

jedishon Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:31 am

smokey2255 wrote:ummmmmm So what you trying to tell me here?

I can see why (Sex-not often enough) you put that in.

smokey2255 Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:49 am

jedishon wrote:
smokey2255 wrote:ummmmmm So what you trying to tell me here?

I can see why (Sex-not often enough) you put that in.

Just telling the truth. As it is and all that good stuff.

Smokey

Toasted_311 Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:08 pm

Cassie...I'll give ya $2. Very Happy

Muntz Mon Jan 07, 2008 2:51 pm

twin1300 wrote:
smokey2255 wrote:
Tanglefoot wrote:I don't see anything wrong with rebuilding a bike in the living room. I didn't have a problem rebuilding a 50 HP Mercury outboard motor on my dining room table. Oh! Maybe that is one of the reasons that I am now single again.
I did clean up every thing real good though.

Awesome Tanglefoot, now you have givin me the ultimate solution.. Bobby is gonna buy Larry, and then We are going to sell him to you for what he thinks he is worth ( you will have to buy the bike also for this plan to work.) Bobby and I and whoever else are with us are going to some distant wonderful tropical island and ride bikes all day. Then you and Larry can figure out a way to get that 50 hp Mercury motor on the back of that freshly painted VTX for added horsepower. Yall figured out how to get a car tire on the back of one, so now figure that motor out and yall can live happily ever after....

mrssmokey......you are slaying me. I just spit coffee all over my computer screen...

.

Wow...how did I miss out on this one? If I buy Mr Smokey I get all the tools and a 50hp mercury motor? BTW, I'll be amputating his left leg and selling the chainsaw. scratch

smokey2255 Tue Jan 08, 2008 11:39 am

Okay Muntz is out as a buyer, wanting to sell my chainsaws.....bad Muntz. Hell if I had to sell one that would be a tough decision. Right now I have 4 huskys a sthil and an old craftsman. The sthil was dads the craftsman was grandpas. The husky are all mine, I have a 141 for the brush work 14 inch bar, a 266xp with 20 inch bar a 371 with 24 inch bar and a 385xp with a 36 inch bar. I likes me some powerful toys.

Smokey

Muntz Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:14 pm

ok, the 36" is for sale I definitely dont want a chainsaw longer than my legs.

Ok who will start the bidding????

jedishon Tue Jan 08, 2008 2:13 pm

Muntz wrote:ok, the 36" is for sale I definitely dont want a chainsaw longer than my legs.

Ok who will start the bidding????

If you are paying $2 for smokey, I'll give you $1.98 for the chain saw.

Muntz Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:25 pm

jedishon wrote:
Muntz wrote:ok, the 36" is for sale I definitely dont want a chainsaw longer than my legs.

Ok who will start the bidding????

If you are paying $2 for smokey, I'll give you $1.98 for the chain saw.

Actually I didn't want smokey...I thought maybe I'd part him out and then start a stud service....but a good friend of mine told me that if smokey was going to be the stud that I was gonna loose everything I ever had. lol!

smokey2255 Sun Jan 13, 2008 5:21 pm

Muntz wrote:
jedishon wrote:
Muntz wrote:ok, the 36" is for sale I definitely dont want a chainsaw longer than my legs.

Ok who will start the bidding????

If you are paying $2 for smokey, I'll give you $1.98 for the chain saw.

Actually I didn't want smokey...I thought maybe I'd part him out and then start a stud service....but a good friend of mine told me that if smokey was going to be the stud that I was gonna loose everything I ever had.

Little blue pills ensure satisfaction guaranteed. Laughing

But this parted out thing has me a little concerned...........Maybe I won't tell you when I come to town Laughing

Smokey

Muntz Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:39 pm

smokey2255 wrote:
Muntz wrote:
jedishon wrote:
Muntz wrote:ok, the 36" is for sale I definitely dont want a chainsaw longer than my legs.

Ok who will start the bidding????

If you are paying $2 for smokey, I'll give you $1.98 for the chain saw.

Actually I didn't want smokey...I thought maybe I'd part him out and then start a stud service....but a good friend of mine told me that if smokey was going to be the stud that I was gonna loose everything I ever had.

Little blue pills ensure satisfaction guaranteed. But this parted out thing has me a little concerned...........Maybe I won't tell you when I come to town

Smokey

Damn I knew I wasn't gonna like this 40 stuff if I gotta have pills at 41 to guarantee satisfaction I'm going back to 39 and holding. Laughing

Toasted_311 Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:14 pm

Muntz wrote:
smokey2255 wrote:
Muntz wrote:
jedishon wrote:
Muntz wrote:ok, the 36" is for sale I definitely dont want a chainsaw longer than my legs.

Ok who will start the bidding????

If you are paying $2 for smokey, I'll give you $1.98 for the chain saw.

Actually I didn't want smokey...I thought maybe I'd part him out and then start a stud service....but a good friend of mine told me that if smokey was going to be the stud that I was gonna loose everything I ever had.

Little blue pills ensure satisfaction guaranteed. But this parted out thing has me a little concerned...........Maybe I won't tell you when I come to town

Smokey
Damn I knew I wasn't gonna like this 40 stuff if I gotta have pills at 41 to guarantee satisfaction I'm going back to 39 and holding.

That's why this next birthday is my last one...29 and I'm staying there. Very Happy

Although Tammy told me her last birthday was her last too...she's already 29. Love older woman. Wink

smokey2255 Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:05 am

I bought the wife a t shirt that says "i'm not 40 something I am $39.95 plus shipping and handling" She actually wears it (to clean the house in) Very Happy

Me, I am staying 15. I know it all and have no responsibilities. Life is perfect.

See you out there

Smokey

Muntz Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:41 pm

smokey2255 wrote:I bought the wife a t shirt that says "i'm not 40 something I am $39.95 plus shipping and handling" She actually wears it (to clean the house in) Me, I am staying 15. I know it all and have no responsibilities. Life is perfect.

See you out there

Smokey

I wanna be 16 at least being able to drive, know it all and having no responsibilities.

BTW...where did ya get that shirt for the wife I need one.

smokey2255 Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:51 pm

I bought it at a gas stop when my son and I were coming home from Minn. Last year.

I personally wouldn't wear one. There is nothing about me that cheap Laughing

See you out there
Smokey

Muntz Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:27 pm

I thought I might want one for a party or something. I aint cheap.......................... but I'm affordable. Laughing

smokey2255 Mon Jan 14, 2008 11:28 pm

Hell i'm just easy Laughing

Guest Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:29 pm

Now, now, now. Don't you know you are never cheap, easy or affordable? You should always be reasonable. Wink

gstanfield Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:25 pm

As I tell my wife, I might be easy, but I ain't cheap.

BTW, I'll bid $3 if he can run the chainsaws, My Stihl runs great but it's not too fun to run. I'd much rather pay on my dirtbike Wink

George

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