bus stop humor
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bus stop humor
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became
aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to Come up to the
height of the first step of the bus..
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus Driver, she
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, Thinking that this
would give her enough slack to raise her leg She tried to take the
step, only to discover that she couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached Behind her to
unzip her skirt a little more, and for the Second time attempted the
step.
Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a
little smile to the driver, she again reached behind To unzip a little
more and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing Behind her picked her
up easily by the waist And placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the Would-be Samaritan And yelled,
'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'
The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree
with you, But after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured
we was friends.'
aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to Come up to the
height of the first step of the bus..
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus Driver, she
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, Thinking that this
would give her enough slack to raise her leg She tried to take the
step, only to discover that she couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached Behind her to
unzip her skirt a little more, and for the Second time attempted the
step.
Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a
little smile to the driver, she again reached behind To unzip a little
more and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing Behind her picked her
up easily by the waist And placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the Would-be Samaritan And yelled,
'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'
The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree
with you, But after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured
we was friends.'
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