My new truck
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My new truck
MY NEW TRUCK:
I bought a new Toyota Tundra and returned it to the dealer because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!' and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him. I yelled, 'A$$ Hole!'
Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States."
Damn, I love my truck!!!
Peace
Moon
I bought a new Toyota Tundra and returned it to the dealer because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!' and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him. I yelled, 'A$$ Hole!'
Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States."
Damn, I love my truck!!!
Peace
Moon
Badmoon- Number of posts : 1699
Age : 57
Location : Swanpland (Gods Country) It is my horns that hold up my halo.
Registration date : 2007-12-20
Re: My new truck
I thought this was funny, me....
Moon
Moon
Badmoon- Number of posts : 1699
Age : 57
Location : Swanpland (Gods Country) It is my horns that hold up my halo.
Registration date : 2007-12-20
re my new truck
Funny but also true. now the joke is on us
Larry Simpson- Number of posts : 1007
Age : 74
Location : Okmulgee,Ok
Registration date : 2008-08-18
Re: My new truck
Now it aint funny any more.
Buzz kill
Peace
Moon
Buzz kill
Peace
Moon
Badmoon- Number of posts : 1699
Age : 57
Location : Swanpland (Gods Country) It is my horns that hold up my halo.
Registration date : 2007-12-20
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