quick before it starts!!

A husband comes home from work, He runs in the house from the car kisses his wife on the cheek as he runs by,
tosses the shoes off dives for the couch yelling " honey hurry hurry quick grab me a beer quick before it starts" and turns on the tv.
the wife quickly runs in the kitchen grabs him a beer runs out and gives to him.
he pops the top and chugs the beer and start yelling "honey honey quick grab me another before it starts hurry hurry quick"
so she runs and fetches him another beer.same thing he chugs it down and tells her the same line "quick grab me another before it starts"
she runs to get him another but this time while she is in the fridge she wonders what the hell he is talking about before it starts?
so she hands him the last beer and he starts chugging she yells at "him what the hell are you talking about before it starts i am not your personal waitress get you own damn beer"

to which he responds "aw shit it started"

that sounds like the smokey household........then the fight started