Harleys
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Harleys
Guest Sat May 03, 2008 11:28 am
Harleys, Harleys, Harleys .........
What do you call a group of Harley Owners with a collective IQ of 120?
Sturgis !
What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vacuum cleaner?
The Harley has room for two dirtbags on board.
Why do Harley owners have tassels on their handlebars and clothing?
To be able to tell if they're moving or not !
How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog?
They both like to ride in the back of pickup trucks.
What is the difference between a Harley Davidson and an old dog?
The dog can get in the back of the pickup by itself.
How is a Harley Davidson like a Porcupine?
Both have pricks on their back.
How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog?
If you leave them alone long enough, they'll both mark their territory
What do you call a group of Harley Owners with a collective IQ of 120?
Sturgis !
What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vacuum cleaner?
The Harley has room for two dirtbags on board.
Why do Harley owners have tassels on their handlebars and clothing?
To be able to tell if they're moving or not !
How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog?
They both like to ride in the back of pickup trucks.
What is the difference between a Harley Davidson and an old dog?
The dog can get in the back of the pickup by itself.
How is a Harley Davidson like a Porcupine?
Both have pricks on their back.
How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog?
If you leave them alone long enough, they'll both mark their territory
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Re: Harleys
jedishon Sat May 03, 2008 7:37 pm
It takes 647 motorcycle riders to change a lightbulb.....light bulb.......
opps wrong joke...sorry
Jerry
opps wrong joke...sorry
Jerry
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Re: Harleys
gstanfield Sat May 03, 2008 8:33 pm
Why do HD riders not wave at Honda riders?
They's drop their tools
What does a Honda rider do when he hits 80MPH?
He shifts into second gear
That's all for now I guess.
George
They's drop their tools
What does a Honda rider do when he hits 80MPH?
He shifts into second gear
That's all for now I guess.
George
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Re: Harleys
CADFather Mon May 05, 2008 12:32 pm
Why are Harley's so loud? Since they don't produce any HP, that's the only way to tell they are running.
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Re: Harleys
gstanfield Mon May 05, 2008 6:20 pm
Harley Davidson: The most efficient way to turn gasoline into noise without the added side effect of creating horsepower
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