laws of life

Was going to post this in the joke section, but they are all true....dont ask

SOME LAWS OF LIFE

& Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

& Law of the Workshop
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

& Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

& Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

& Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

& Law of Rugs/Carpets
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

& Oliver's Law
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

& Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Jerry

MoonS Law.
No matter how many times you cut the light bracket,
it is still gonna be too short.
Dont Ask!!!!!

Moon

Badmoon wrote:MoonS Law.
No matter how many times you cut the light bracket,
it is still gonna be too short.
Dont Ask!!!!!

Moon

Say it aint so....We were hoping one of us would manage to stay out of the stupid club, and I was really pulling for ya.........

Jerry

P.S. you know I really want to ask.

Law of Thermodynamics:
The cooler you want to be, the cooler you won't be.

Law of Droppage
The chance of you dropping your bike increases proportionally to the numbe of seasoned bikers nearby.

Law of Emptiness
You will switch to reserve 20 miles from a gas station and 19.5 miles before you run out.

Steve-O wrote:Law of Emptiness
You will switch to reserve 20 miles from a gas station and 19.5 miles before you run out.

The worst part was knowing I had switched then forgetting about it in the morning. Late for work again dammit. The other time I ran out I was a noob and had the bike at the stealer. I didn't know they had switched it and ran out then.
Stuff happens .... what don't kill us makes us stronger ........ then we can come here and share our stoopud stuff with our buds and learn them something ...... or get hammered for being stupid. Sometimes both. Okay .... most often times both
I don't mind admitting I like it that way.

See you out there
Smokey