Two guys walk into a bar.....

Neil and Percy walk into a biker bar. Immediately one of the bikers noticing their clothing, hairstyles and feminie voices walks up to Neil and says...."They are 3 kinds of fruits in this world, the kind that grows on vines, the ones that grow on trees, and the ones that are fruits like you."

Neil calmly replys......"Well Sir, there are 3 kinds of turds in this world. Musturd, Custurd, and then theres turds like you, you big poo-poo. RUNNNNNN PERCY RUNNNNNN"

Now Muntz, you shouldn't be using that kind of language around here.........Twin might not want to walk into a bar with you again.

cerooth wrote:Now Muntz, you shouldn't be using that kind of language around here.........Twin might not want to walk into a bar with you again.

Now, that is funny.

The only bar hes going to walk into is an all you can eat buffet and salad bar.

Muntz wrote:The only bar hes going to walk into is an all you can eat buffet and salad bar.

But not with you anymore I am seriously laughing my ass off muntz.
Thats funny


See you out there
Smokey

Just be glad it wasn't the Blue Oyster