It's better to rent.....Let's do the math

Here's the math on the Paul Mc Cartney-Heather Mills divorce...

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship (and being married men, we all know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right?

But...

Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no b****ing and complaining or "to do" lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.* *

Is it just me, or is it better to rent?

I thought of all kinds of things to type, but I think I'll just tie my fingers together and go on to the next thread.......

Jerry

I am thinking there is variety in renting But at Pauls age or mine I am thinking that a 22 yr old every night for 4 years would mean I have been in the grave for at least 2 years

Now when Mrs. Smokey reads this I am in the dog house again. Maybe Unc Jerr had the right idea


See you out there
Smokey

smokey2255 wrote:I am thinking there is variety in renting But at Pauls age or mine I am thinking that a 22 yr old every night for 4 years would mean I have been in the grave for at least 2 years

Now when Mrs. Smokey reads this I am in the dog house again. Maybe Unc Jerr had the right idea


See you out there
Smokey

Rent away sweetheart, as long as child support and alimony are paid, more power to ya, and that life insurance policy lets not forget to keep it paid up cause Im sure(speaking from experience) that you would maybe last a week with one of the afor mentioned rentees so its all good..

mrssmokey2255 wrote:

smokey2255 wrote:I am thinking there is variety in renting But at Pauls age or mine I am thinking that a 22 yr old every night for 4 years would mean I have been in the grave for at least 2 years

Now when Mrs. Smokey reads this I am in the dog house again. Maybe Unc Jerr had the right idea


See you out there
Smokey

Rent away sweetheart, as long as child support and alimony are paid, more power to ya, and that life insurance policy lets not forget to keep it paid up cause Im sure(speaking from experience) that you would maybe last a week with one of the afor mentioned rentees so its all good..

Smokey.....after the court day and wasp stings.....then I read this..... Your day has just gotten worse.......

You go girl. I love Louisiana women!

..............bobby

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Child support, alimony and all the other expenses ....... rent aint so cheap anymore

See you out there
Smokey

smokey2255 wrote:Child support, alimony and all the other expenses ....... rent aint so cheap anymore

See you out there
Smokey

****Use your best game show host voice*******
Good answer.....Let see what the survey says. (Pause) Dingdingdingding! We got a winner!


Tell him what he's won Dan! Thanks sure will! You just a "Get outta Jail free card"....to be redeemed at your spouse's HOUSE!.....priceless! A big steaming pile of Humble Pie.....


...................bobby


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twin1300 wrote:

smokey2255 wrote:Child support, alimony and all the other expenses ....... rent aint so cheap anymore

See you out there
Smokey

****Use your best game show host voice*******
Good answer.....Let see what the survey says. (Pause) Dingdingdingding! We got a winner!


Tell him what he's won Dan! Thanks sure will! You just a "Get outta Jail free card"....to be redeemed at your spouse's HOUSE!.....priceless! A big steaming pile of Humble Pie.....


...................bobby


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Custom painter...seat modifier...exhaust creator .... game show producer......
There is no end to Twins magnificence ......

Smokey, you my friend have had a very different birthday.....

Jerry

smokey2255 wrote:I am thinking there is variety in renting But at Pauls age or mine I am thinking that a 22 yr old every night for 4 years would mean I have been in the grave for at least 2 years

Now when Mrs. Smokey reads this I am in the dog house again. Maybe Unc Jerr had the right idea


See you out there
Smokey

I cant say anything about a 22yr old. But my wife is 25.


I aint in the grave yet but there sure seems to be a buncha bananna peels around.