Bikers Story
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Bikers Story
nodakbassmaster Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:53 pm
A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says, " Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."
"Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right. "
"Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's papers will have this on the first page. What motorcycle do you ride?
"A Honda VTX." The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on first page:
"BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH."
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says, " Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."
"Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right. "
"Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's papers will have this on the first page. What motorcycle do you ride?
"A Honda VTX." The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on first page:
"BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH."
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Re: Bikers Story
Badmoon Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:49 pm
When I am asked questions by either I introduce my self as Chuck. Most if not all will put you in a situation most likely worse than the one you are in.
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Re: Bikers Story
horseman8m Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:03 pm
jedishon wrote:Can't trust a lawyer or a journalist......
Jerry
thats the truth, when i got back from the gulf war a reporter asked me a bunch of questions that had nothing to do with what i work on , so i told him "no comment" , but he printed a bunch of junk anyway and said that he had a source.
and a politician is the third one that you can't trust.
drive safe your friend , Horse
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