Skin Cancer

My riding buddy recently got the scare of his life when someone said he appeared to have skin cancer. I looked at it and said not to worry it was nothing. He replied your retired/retarded and its your wife thats the doctor not you. So being the most awsome frind I happen to be I did get him his appointment and accompanied him. My wife entered the exam room and he started to explain the spots on his hands were skin cancer according to his information. I being the awsome friend I am I held up his riding gloves behind his back allowing my wife/his doctor to see all the holes in the gloves lined up perfectly with the (cancer spots) on his hands........wahaha cancer no.....tan spots YES...No im not a DR. but I do sleep with one!

lol that's a good one.