Smokey's deer camp

Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many
years.

Two days before the group is to leave, Cassie puts
her foot down and tells Smokey he isn't going.

Smokey's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Smokey
sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking
on the
fire.

"Damn man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your
wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since late last night.

Yesterday after dinner, I was sitting in my chair and my
wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said,
'Guess who?'"

I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new
see through nightie.

She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and
rose petals all over.

On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes!

She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.

And then she said, "Do what ever you want."

So, here I am.

Been there....
You just cant go home. You have to sleep sometime.
Let us know how it goes after a pissed off coon-ass and made her rounds.

Peace
Moon

well hell since smokey is at the deer camp I will need someone to come untie me, any offers??? See problem with smokey solved once again!!!! Just that easy

Sorry Smokey, you loose again.I think I sense a pattern here.

I wanna know how she typed that if she's tied up?

It must be the Ruegarue?

great joke Uncle Jerry

Toasted_311 wrote:I wanna know how she typed that if she's tied up?

Must be voice recognition software. I wonder why no one offered to untie her.

Jerry

Um Im scared
I hear that he is 10 foot tall and mean

Maybe its cause they feel sorry for Smokey, since they know if Im untied what is fixin to happen to him!!!

Cassie wrote:Maybe its cause they feel sorry for Smokey, since they know if Im untied what is fixin to happen to him!!!

That was my reason.....

Jerry

Yeah but I killed my biggest buck on that trip. Now to figure a way to untie that hellcat and clear the house safely I have grown fond of my manhood where it is and am not interested in losing it cause I did just what she said.

See you out there
Smokey

smokey2255 wrote:Yeah but I killed my biggest buck on that trip. Now to figure a way to untie that hellcat and clear the house safely I have grown fond of my manhood where it is and am not interested in losing it cause I did just what she said.

See you out there
Smokey

Smokey I wouldn't sweat about the small stuff.........

Jerry

jedishon wrote:

smokey2255 wrote:Yeah but I killed my biggest buck on that trip. Now to figure a way to untie that hellcat and clear the house safely I have grown fond of my manhood where it is and am not interested in losing it cause I did just what she said.

See you out there
Smokey

Smokey I wouldn't sweat about the small stuff.........

Jerry

OUCH ..... good one unca jerr

See you out there
Smokey

smokey2255 wrote:Yeah but I killed my biggest buck on that trip. Now to figure a way to untie that hellcat and clear the house safely I have grown fond of my manhood where it is and am not interested in losing it cause I did just what she said.

See you out there
Smokey

what the hell, where did you find it Ive been looking for it for 20 something years with no luck at all.....

Cassie wrote:

smokey2255 wrote:Yeah but I killed my biggest buck on that trip. Now to figure a way to untie that hellcat and clear the house safely I have grown fond of my manhood where it is and am not interested in losing it cause I did just what she said.

See you out there
Smokey

what the hell, where did you find it Ive been looking for it for 20 something years with no luck at all.....

Ouch. I thought I could get mean. Makes me look like a pussy cat.......

Jerry