old age

What did one saggy boob say to the other? If we don't get some support around here, people are gonna start to think were nuts.

Couple more age related.
Eric is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer. Tom walks in and sits down. After trying to start a conver- sation several times and getting only distracted grunts he asks Eric what the problem is.
"Well," said Eric, "I ran afoul of one of those women's questions women ask. Now Im in deep sh*t at home."

"What kind of question?, asked Tom.

"My wife asked me if I would still love her if when she was old, fat and ugly."

"That's easy," said Tom. "You just say 'Of course I will'".

"Yeah", said Eric, "That's what I did, except I said, 'Of course I DO....'"



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She had forgotten to get her estrogen patch prescription re- filled, and soon the symptoms of menopause--hot flashes, forgetfulness and irritability returned.
At the drugstore, she found herself telling the pharmacist all about her problems. After listening patiently, he asked, "So, how many people asked you to get this refilled?