Beer and water
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Beer and water
Beer and Water
To my friend who enjoys a glass of beer...and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if you drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year you would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of E. coli. (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, you are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop beer = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink beer and talk stupid,than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
Your welcome.
Moon
To my friend who enjoys a glass of beer...and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if you drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year you would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of E. coli. (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, you are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop beer = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink beer and talk stupid,than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
Your welcome.
Moon
Badmoon- Number of posts : 1699
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Re: Beer and water
I'm all for being healthy. Go for the coors right now.
M50- Number of posts : 107
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Location : Adrian,MI
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Re: Beer and water
Being one of the guys full of it. I thank you for the info, I think.
Jerry
Jerry
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