burnt up

Poor Smokey died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body. So his two best friends, Toasted and Twin, were sent for.
Toasted went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Toasted said "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled him over and Toasted looked and said "Nope, ain't Smokey."
The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Twin to identify the body and Twin took a look at him and said "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Twin looked down and said "No, it ain't Smokey."
The mortician asked "How can you tell?"
Twin said, "Well, Smokey had two a**holes."
"What? He had two a**holes?" said the mortician.
Toasted said, "Yup, everyone in town knew he had two a**holes. Every time we went to town, folks would say "Here comes Smokey with them two a**holes."

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That was pretty good...........

Wait a minute........

I've read this thing like 4 times and it gets funnier the more I read it.