Badmoon gets a paintjob

Badmoon stops by the local custom motorcycle Shop to have his bike Painted . They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home.

While he is scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?" Badmoon said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. I would walk you home but I can't carry this lot." The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in the other hand?" "Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.

On the way he says, "Let's take my shortcut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?"

Badmoon said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?" The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket and I'll hold the chickens."

Horse.
How the hell did you find that out. Now my wife is on to it. But to be honest I am glad. Im tired of toting that damn bucket around, and that friggin goose bites.

Badmoon wrote:Horse.
How the hell did you find that out. Now my wife is on to it. But to be honest I am glad. Im tired of toting that damn bucket around, and that friggin goose bites.

Just show him your avatar,that should cure the biteing

OK, Ok. Im starting to get a complex.

I like your Avatar , it's the second best on the board right now.

lmao

Badmoon wrote:OK, Ok. Im starting to get a complex.

I thought you were to old for pimples....

Jerry