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Race across the desert

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Post  85V-TWIN Tue Aug 25, 2009 9:19 am

have yall heard about the 3 men going to have a foot race across the desert ? well anyway,there were 3 men going to have a foot race across the desert.1 was an afro american,1 was an arab,and 1 was a coon ass. each one of the men could only take 1 thing with them.the afro american brought a sandwich.a guy asks,what you gonna do with the sandwich ? the guy replies,well sir,when i get hungry i'm going to eat it.guy sends him on his way.next,the arab brings a gallon of water.guy asks,what you gonna do with the gallon of water ?guy replies,when i get thirsty i'm going to drink it.next, the coon ass rolls up on the set with a car door.guy asks,what you gonna do with that car door.coon ass replies,well sir,when it gets hot,i'm going to roll the window down !! Laughing
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Post  horseman8m Tue Aug 25, 2009 9:45 am

I half expected him to bring a gun , in case he got hungry or thirsty .
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Post  daves1300s Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:18 am

yea, I figured a gun . . . . win the race for sure and take care of the hungry and thirsty at the same time . . . Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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Post  85V-TWIN Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:46 am

typical coon asses lol!
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Post  jedishon Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:04 pm

Must have been a blonde coonass.......

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Post  horseman8m Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:41 pm

Race across the desert Coonass2



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Post  Just_Me69 Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:39 pm

Isn't the last person supposed to be an Aggie, blond, or not a coon ass. Just because the coons are already represented.
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Post  horseman8m Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:15 pm

coonass is another word for Cajun.
seem to me that the Cajuns named that themselves.
or is there a story behind it ??
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Post  85V-TWIN Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:17 am

Just_Me69 wrote:Isn't the last person supposed to be an Aggie, blond, or not a coon ass. Just because the coons are already represented.
your exactly right.but i figured it would get a better laugh if i used the term coonass instead of an aggie lol. Smile
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Post  twin1300 Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:44 am

What...you guys don't do that???? I don't get the joke...... affraid


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