never question a drunk

A lady was shopping at the corner store ,she brought her eggs,bread ,milk,chips and coffee to the cashier.A man stepped in line behind her,she could tell from his actions that he was drunk ,he stood there a minute looking at what she was buying.Out of the blue he said I bet you are single.Being single she started looking at her purchase items them turned to the man and said how could you tell the drunk says cause your ugly.

I don't care who you are , that's funny.