The blonde ("Cassie") milk bath

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, 'I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?'

The blonde said, 'No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.'
The milkman asked, 'Do you want it pasteurized?'
(YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS.... )
The blonde said, 'No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes.'

That is funny as hell

oh no ,, now I'm going to have that in my head all day.
past your eyes?????????????????????

This post is worthless without pics.......

Jerry









JK

jedishon wrote:This post is worthless without pics.......

Jerry

JK

jedishon wrote:This post is worthless without pics.......

Jerry
JK

Uncle Jerry will be over with his camera later tonight

Pics are out of the question. I like to sleep and I really like to sleep knowing my testicles are still gonna be attached when and if I wake up. Soooo...... sorry no pics

See you out there
Smokey

Ouch ,, shades of mrs. Bobit

beides that I would have to put glow in the dark stickies to find them and I ran out last night sorry !!!

Cassie wrote:beides that I would have to put glow in the dark stickies to find them and I ran out last night sorry !!!

now thats funny.........