Moon been fish'n

Moon been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done run outta night
crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wit a big frog in
his mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs, so he decides to steal
dat froggie.

Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water moccasin, so Moon had to be real
careful or he'd get bit. He snuk up behine de snake and grabbed him roun de
haid. Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit.. He squirmed and wrapped hisself
roun Moon's arm try'n to get hisself free. But Moon, him, had a
real good grip on his haid, yeh.

Well, Moon pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in his bait
can. Now, Moon know dat he cain't let go dat snake or he's gonna bite
him good, but he have a plan.

He retch into de back pockt of his bib overhauls and pulls out a pint a
Tennessee hillbilly moonshine likker. He pour some drops into de snakes
mouf. Well, dat snake's eyeballs roll back in his haid and his body go limp.
Wit dat, Moon toss dat snake into de bayou, den he goes back to fish'n.
A while later Moon dun feel sumpin tappin' on his barefoot toe. He
slowly look down and dere be dat cotton moufed water moccasin, wif two more
frogs. Life is good.

You know other then the slang , that sounds like something that moon might do , give a snake a drink, I Here he bought a drink for a politician once, so why not a snake.