SENIOR MOMENT
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SENIOR MOMENT
A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.
"You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one," the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. "The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing and," pausing to take another drink of beer.
The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said, "You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young........so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little shit, what are you doing for the next generation?"
The applause was resounding!!!!!
"You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one," the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. "The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing and," pausing to take another drink of beer.
The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said, "You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young........so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little shit, what are you doing for the next generation?"
The applause was resounding!!!!!
smokey2255- Admin
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Re: SENIOR MOMENT
bingo...wiseass punk.
Kinda funny...i'm not 30 yet and anyone under about 23 is getting on my ever last nerve. Uncaring, unthinking and unknowing little squirts.
Kinda funny...i'm not 30 yet and anyone under about 23 is getting on my ever last nerve. Uncaring, unthinking and unknowing little squirts.
nodakbassmaster- Admin
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Re: SENIOR MOMENT
I feel like that. In fact I knew I was getting old when I was in a music store and heard one girl saying to another " you mean Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings".
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jedishon- Super User
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jedishon wrote:I feel like that. In fact I knew I was getting old when I was in a music store and heard one girl saying to another " you mean Paul McCarthy was in a band before Wings".
Who's he?
Muntz- Uber User
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I think he is that old guy at the SuperBowl halftime show that exposed a boob a few years ago. I remember some big stink about it.
Mr. McCarthy if your Nasty!
Mr. McCarthy if your Nasty!
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