Kentucky Gas Station Promotion
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Kentucky Gas Station Promotion
Kentucky Gas Station Promotion
A gas station owner in Kentucky was trying to increase his sales. So he
put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."
Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free
sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed
correctly he would get his free sex. The redneck guessed 8, and the
proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this
time."
A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in
for
another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again
gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The
redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You
were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that
game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."
Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged. My wife won
twice last week."
A gas station owner in Kentucky was trying to increase his sales. So he
put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."
Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free
sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed
correctly he would get his free sex. The redneck guessed 8, and the
proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this
time."
A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in
for
another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again
gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The
redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You
were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that
game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."
Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged. My wife won
twice last week."
dirtwarrior- Number of posts : 148
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Location : Glendale, KY
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Re: Kentucky Gas Station Promotion
Now that's wrong!....hehehehehe
twin1300- Admin
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Location : Denham Springs, La.
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Re: Kentucky Gas Station Promotion
I never won......
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Registration date : 2007-12-18
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