horse rancher

A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says
he's sending a Friend over to look at a horse.
His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?"
"That's easy; he's a midget with a speech
impediment."

So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if
he's looking for a male or female horse.

"A female horth."

So he shows him a prized filly.

"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?

So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the
horse's eyes the once over.

"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"?

So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him
the horse's ears.

"Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"?

The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point,
But he picks him up again and shows him the horse's
mouth.

"Nice mouf, can I see her twat"?

Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs
him under his Arms and sticks the midget's head as far as he can up
the horse's Fanny,

Pulls him out and plops him on the ground.

The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
"Perhapth I should rephrase that.

Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?

Bwahahahahahahaha You guys gotta stop! Every ones looking at me at work, I am laughing so hard.


...................bobby


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Damn, I about spit my sprite all over the keyboard. That was funny.

I was forewarned so I was not eating or drinking anything. I did almost fall out of my chair. ROFLOL with tears rolling down my face.

shebear wrote:

I seen that one in person and the whole collection. Some are exquisite and very creative.

......................bobby

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Smokey,
I told this joke the other day and got some great laughs. My wife said my speech impediment was soo good it was scary. Thanks for passing this one on.

twin1300 wrote:
I seen that one in person and the whole collection. Some are exquisite and very creative.

......................bobby

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What city did you see the horses in? In Orlando, they have lizards and in Pensacola there are pelicans. I think they are a great idea especially for putting art in public places.

shebear wrote:

twin1300 wrote:
I seen that one in person and the whole collection. Some are exquisite and very creative.

......................bobby

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What city did you see the horses in? In Orlando, they have lizards and in Pensacola there are pelicans. I think they are a great idea especially for putting art in public places.

Ann,

A very expensive department store here in Baton Rouge had about 3/4's of the collection in stock. I saw them before Christmas. About $45 a piece depending on the horse.


........................bobby

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shebear wrote:

I guess thats a one horsepower engine.

Muntz wrote:

shebear wrote:

I guess thats a one horsepower engine.

Sure looks like it to me!

great joke, i have to tell everybody this one, thanks



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