Moon and Twin at lunch

Moon and Twin walk into a restaurant. While having a
bite to eat, they talk about their motorcycle ride.

Suddenly,a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a
sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes
apparent that she is in real distress. Moon
looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

Moon walks over to the woman, lifts up her
dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt
cheek a lick with his tongue.The woman is so shocked that she
has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, Moon walks slowly back
to his table..

Twin says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there
'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

Yep happened. Gatta say that Mrs. Moon (T) was not so happy. Guess the next one is gonna die.

You kill me Unk Jer.

Moon

I aimz ta pleaze.......

Jerry

Badmoon wrote:Yep happened. Gatta say that Mrs. Moon (T) was not so happy. Guess the next one is gonna die.

You kill me Unk Jer.

Moon

Man, most better 1/2's aren't against saving someones life... Don't piss her off!