Smokey fights back

Smokey's fights back
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How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings its.


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Why i s a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'


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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men?
until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

You forgot one!!!

What do you tell a woman with two blacks eyes.....NOTHING! You have already told her twice!



ps......it's just a joke...I wouldn't hit a woman!

.................bobby

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twin1300 wrote:You forgot one!!!

What do you tell a woman with two blacks eyes.....NOTHING! You have already told her twice!



ps......it's just a joke...I wouldn't hit a woman!

.................bobby

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Sounded skeered to me. Are you sure your wife isnt standing over you.
JK I know what you mean.

Peace

twin1300 wrote:You forgot one!!!

What do you tell a woman with two blacks eyes.....NOTHING! You have already told her twice!



ps......it's just a joke...I wouldn't hit a woman!

.................bobby

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Then the fight started!

When I had to bloody her nose I realized there was no reasoning with her
Yeah like that will ever happen .......... we all know you can't reason with a woman

I talk big shit when I am 1,000 miles away from home and the house computer is in the shop. Yeah that's right I aint skeered

21 years and I can say I have slapped her once ......... hold on now ..... it was not out of anger. Our oldest was a toddler in her high chair choking and Mrs. Smokey was freaking out. I couldn't get to Ashley to deal with the choking issue so I slapped her ....... To this day she does not remember being slapped (note I still have my testicles where the good lord hung em). So technically I can't say I wouldn't slap a woman .... but I can say never out of anger.

But .........


See you out there
Smokey