Gotta Pee
4 posters
Page 1 of 1
Gotta Pee
GOTTA PEE
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however
they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi
breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to
Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
She would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive
Pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave
That had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
Proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to
Go home.
The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned
That his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.
My wife came home with no panties!!'
'That's nothing' said the other husband,
'Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that
Said..
'From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you.''
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however
they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi
breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to
Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
She would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive
Pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave
That had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
Proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to
Go home.
The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned
That his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.
My wife came home with no panties!!'
'That's nothing' said the other husband,
'Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that
Said..
'From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you.''
jedishon- Super User
- Number of posts : 4436
Age : 73
Location : Rogersville, Al
Registration date : 2007-12-18
Re: Gotta Pee
That is some funny right there.
Moon
Moon
Badmoon- Number of posts : 1699
Age : 57
Location : Swanpland (Gods Country) It is my horns that hold up my halo.
Registration date : 2007-12-20
Re: Gotta Pee
if it isn't the poison ivy then it's the card that gets stuck in your butt.
good one , lol
good one , lol
Last edited by horseman8m on Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:49 pm; edited 1 time in total
horseman8m- Number of posts : 1449
Age : 35
Location : valdosta , GA.
Registration date : 2008-02-09
Re: Gotta Pee
That's funny...Jerry!
.
.
twin1300- Admin
- Number of posts : 4689
Age : 64
Location : Denham Springs, La.
Registration date : 2007-12-14
Page 1 of 1
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
|
|