farts

A fart it is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas. A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known To sound like a song......A fart can create A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless, Or silent , and deadly. A fart might not smell, While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while......A fart can occur In a number of places,
And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces.From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators, A fart will find all of us sooner or later.
But all farts are bad, Is simply not true- We must never forget.......

Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?






sent to me by my administrative assistant.
Jerry

With Jerry, it all started.
Please excuse me I just farted.

Moon

What's that smell!!!!......


....................bobby

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Musta been bad. I am 105 miles offshore.
Be ready for more, had eggs for breakfast.

Moon

Another good reason to ride a bike. Not sealed in the cage with them. I must say that there is a bumper crop of skunks beside the road this year. Whew!

draXula wrote:Another good reason to ride a bike. Not sealed in the cage with them. I must say that there is a bumper crop of skunks beside the road this year. Whew!

Or a cow farm when it's a 100 degrees.......more than once I've had to pull my t-shirt above my nose...

Jerry

Worse than that, I used to pass by a sugar mill plant with the rotten sugar cane stacked out front on LA 1 going to Plaquemine, La. and I would actually gag riding to work it smelled so bad!


..................bobby

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twin1300 wrote:Worse than that, I used to pass by a sugar mill plant with the rotten sugar cane stacked out front on LA 1 going to Plaquemine, La. and I would actually gag riding to work it smelled so bad!


..................bobby

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That is one sickening sweet odor. I spent 32 hours out of 48 once loading malassis on a barge. I was so sick of that place. It actually takes about a week to load a barge with that stuff and was easy work. I threatened to quit my job when they called the third day wanting me to go there.

See you out there
Smokey

Don't forget the barking spiders.