Mexican eggs

Two Mexicans are on a bike along U.S. 52 about
15 miles outside of Lafayette , LA. One of the
bike's tires goes flat and they start hitching
a lift back into town.

A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help
and the Mexicans ask him for a ride.

He tells them he has no room in the Trailer as
he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls.

The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they
can manage to fit into the back with their
bike, will he take them back into town, and he
agrees.

They manage to squeeze themselves and their
bike into the back and the driver shuts the
doors and gets on his way. By this time he is
really late and so puts the hammer down.

Sure enough "Old Smokey" pulls him over for
speeding.
The good officer asks the driver what he is
carrying to which the driver jokingly replies
"Mexican eggs".
The Cop obviously doesn't believe this so wants
to take a look in the trailer. He opens the
back door and quickly shuts it and locks it.

He gets on his radio and calls for immediate
backup from as many officers as possible plus
the Swat Team. The dispatcher asks what
emergency he has that requires so many
officers.

"I've got a Tractor-Trailer stopped with 20,000
Mexican eggs in it... two have hatched and
they've managed to steal a bicycle already ...
I need help"!


Jerry

I like it

"already managed to steal a bike"