Aunt Karen

AUNT KAREN

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment. Get their
parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their
stories. "Tony, do you have a story to share?" "Yes ma'am. My daddy
told a story about my Aunt Karen.
She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail
out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a
pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it
wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty
enemy troops.
She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets,
killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she
killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands." "Good Heavens" said the
horrified teacher.
"What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?"
"Stay the f--- away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking.


Jerry

sounds like good advice to me!

that is great , i love it, got to tell that one at work.