And then the fight ended

This husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed. However, as soon as they settled down, the man (not quite ready for slumber) leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet."
The wife takes the hint and says, "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first." So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face.

Her husband jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone "Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?"

No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate sex for three hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor.

Her husband looks over and grunts "Clumsy bitch."

Funeral services tomorrow at 10 am

I wondered where Smokey went......

Jerry

Thats not what I said ...... I said that rug needs a stitch ,,, Damn it listen woman

See you out there
Smokey

Now that is some funny stuff right there

smokey2255 wrote:Thats not what I said ...... I said that rug needs a stitch ,,, Damn it listen woman

See you out there
Smokey

You're getting a lot funnier with age....Loved it

Jerry

smokey2255 wrote:Thats not what I said ...... I said that rug needs a stitch ,,, Damn it listen woman

See you out there
Smokey

good save

Had to tell that to a friend. Nice save. Yall are killing me.

Peace
Moon