harley fix

There was a young women (blond) that wanted a Harley Davidson motorcycle
After paying cash at the dealer and off she was tearing down the leafy country lanes
enjoying her beautiful new Motorcycle. Her long blond hair was flowing
in the wind from the back of her helmet , what could possibly go wrong?

At that thought there was a splutter from the engine and the
HD slowly coasted to a stop. She got off and looked around
and concluded after a few minutes that she didn't have a bloody
clue what was wrong. Luckily she had her mobile phone with
her and a quick phone call to the AutoClub and a short wait
saw a bright shiny yellow van pull up behind her.

"That's a lovely bike," said the mechanic. "What seems to be
the matter?

Judi replied, "Well, it just conked out I'm afraid."

"Let me have look." He set to work and ten minutes later the
engine was purring like a cat again.

"Thank goodness," she said. "What was the matter?"

"Simple really, just crap in the carburetor," he replied.

Looking shocked she asked, "Oh. How many times a week do
I have to do that?"

Thats just wrong .... funny as hell but wrong.


See you out there
Smokey