How to install a southern home security system
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How to install a southern home security system
Guest Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:26 am
1) Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2) Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3) Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4) Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim: I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all 4 of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside.
Cooter
2) Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3) Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4) Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim: I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all 4 of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside.
Cooter
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Re: How to install a southern home security system
twin1300 Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:36 am
Bwwwhwhahahahahahah Thanks Cassie!
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Re: How to install a southern home security system
jedishon Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:08 am
I aint goin in ya'lls house....
Jerry
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Re: How to install a southern home security system
smokey2255 Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:24 pm
jedishon wrote:I aint goin in ya'lls house....
Jerry
Why not jerry? I will move my boots and the dishes
See you out there
Smokey
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Re: How to install a southern home security system
horseman8m Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:26 pm
Now that's funny , I don't care who ya are.
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