Magic bracelet

A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around and sees a beautiful diamond
bracelet.
As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed
her little accident.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a
salesman standing right behind her
Displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady, 'Good day
Madam. How may we help you today?'
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman didn't witness her little
accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit
when I tell you the price.'


Jerry

probly!