Job opening

Job opening

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews
and testing were done, there were 3 finalists, two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal
door and handed him a gun. "We must know that youwill follow your
instructions no matter what the circumstances..

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill Her!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.
Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun
and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. Then man
came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife
and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.
Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death
with the chair."

I heard mrssmokey was in FBI training.......

jedishon wrote:I heard mrssmokey was in FBI training.......

after I quit laughing, I started researching training camps for the FBI

rut roe raggie ........... I need to make sure I dont go to her graduation ceremony..

See you out there
Smokey