smart girl

SMART GIRL
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly
and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger, thinking himself funny,
"How about nuclear power?"

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me
ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass,
the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why
do you suppose that is?"

The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To
which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh_t?"

i love that one

I feel pretty stupid....guess I dont know as much sh*t as I thought

Jerry