The blonde ("Cassie") milk bath
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The blonde ("Cassie") milk bath
smokey2255 Sun Aug 02, 2009 8:12 pm
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, 'I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?'
The blonde said, 'No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.'
The milkman asked, 'Do you want it pasteurized?'
(YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS.... )
The blonde said, 'No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes.'
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, 'I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?'
The blonde said, 'No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.'
The milkman asked, 'Do you want it pasteurized?'
(YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS.... )
The blonde said, 'No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes.'
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Re: The blonde ("Cassie") milk bath
horseman8m Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:39 am
oh no ,, now I'm going to have that in my head all day.
past your eyes?????????????????????
past your eyes?????????????????????
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Re: The blonde ("Cassie") milk bath
jedishon Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:53 am
This post is worthless without pics.......
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Re: The blonde ("Cassie") milk bath
twin1300 Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:32 am
jedishon wrote:This post is worthless without pics.......
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Re: The blonde ("Cassie") milk bath
horseman8m Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:35 am
jedishon wrote:This post is worthless without pics.......
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Uncle Jerry will be over with his camera later tonight
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Re: The blonde ("Cassie") milk bath
smokey2255 Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:13 pm
Pics are out of the question. I like to sleep and I really like to sleep knowing my testicles are still gonna be attached when and if I wake up. Soooo...... sorry no pics
See you out there
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Re: The blonde ("Cassie") milk bath
horseman8m Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:16 pm
Ouch ,, shades of mrs. Bobit
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Re: The blonde ("Cassie") milk bath
Cassie Mon Aug 03, 2009 5:49 pm
beides that I would have to put glow in the dark stickies to find them and I ran out last night sorry !!! 
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Re: The blonde ("Cassie") milk bath
jedishon Tue Aug 04, 2009 7:38 am
Cassie wrote:beides that I would have to put glow in the dark stickies to find them and I ran out last night sorry !!!
now thats funny.........
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