Bike "Man Laws"

Anyone else but me have any "Man Laws" about their bike?

My only real man law is that nobody that can grow a beard rides bitch on my bike. That means boys over 12 and ugly women. I DO make exceptions, but these are rare.

I know others have "nobody rides my bike" laws. which makes sense if you customized your bike, take good care of it, saved up your whole life for it, or something like that....I don't have this law.

any others?

Rule #2,,,, any bird that craps on my bike is considered a target for firearms practice.

Steve-O wrote:Anyone else but me have any "Man Laws" about their bike?

My only real man law is that nobody that can grow a beard rides bitch on my bike. That means boys over 12 and ugly women. I DO make exceptions, but these are rare.

I know others have "nobody rides my bike" laws. which makes sense if you customized your bike, take good care of it, saved up your whole life for it, or something like that....I don't have this law.

any others?

To me it two wheels and one sack.

I used to have this rule, but had to make an exception last year once. I was visiting the veteran's home with my CMA group and this one older guy wheeled up and very sheepishly asked if he could have a ride on my bike. He was a pilot in Korea and after the war rode bikes for a while as it was as close as he could come to flying (injured in war so could no longer fly or something like that) I had a couple of guys help him on the back of my VTX and hauled butt at lightening speed throught he mountains around the home. We were gone for about 20 minutes of scraping pegs, blaring loud pipes and doing "strafing runs" on the canyon curves. When we got back he thanked me and told me it was the most fun he had experienced in over 20 years. It took all I had to hold back the tears that day.

BUT, with that exception no other male has ever ridden on my bike with me.

George

Generally, no one rides but me. They're either too scared to get on or don't like the idea of two wheels playing in traffic. I have had the misfortune to have one of my buddies break down and get stranded while out on a run. I made sure we hit every biker bar around after the tow truck got his ride and announced to everyone there he was my man Surprisingly he still rides with me from time to time, but he makes sure his bike is in top condition now, wonder why that is?

Nope no man rules here. My 13 year old son whom I am quite sure has dropped :bball: and can grow facial hair :afro: rides with me all the time. I cant say that I would set off on a day of riding with any other guy back there but if I was out for a ride and a bud or another biker was stranded. I would be riding 2 up with another sack. People come before any unwritten or written code.

And yes I let others ride my scoot. there is a certain minimum requirement to meet before I will turn you loose on mine but I have let several ride it. From day one.

See you out there
Smokey

No one but me rides my bike and the only "sack" that has been on the back was a mate stranded between towns. Other than that it's a 1-sack bike.

Cheers

Doc.