does it mean I am a redneck if ????????????

I have never been to starbucks ?

I have a closet full of guns ?

I won my dog (yellow lab) on a bet ?

I have 4 pick ups and no cars ?

I have a 4700 sq ft house but my wrap around porch is cluttered with my "stuff" ?

My bike is 5 different colors and my favorite color on it is roadrash ?

I am sure the wifey will be along shortly to add to my list, she does that you know.


Just asking


Smokey

Do you have an old stove or a fridge on the porch or in the front yard?

Do you have any of your pickups parked in the yard on cinder-blocks?

Is the hood up and the motor out or being repaired?

Do you have dog poop all over your yard? You don't even have to own a dog but it would help.

You might even have a goat tied to a tree.

You could have a hammock hanging a tree with beer cans scattered underneath the hammock.

Do you have the name of another woman (not your wife) tattooed on your arm or chest?

Have you ever had any romantic encounters with any of your 1st cousins. Females of course.

Do you chew tobacco and never brush your teeth.

If any of these apply


You might be a REDNECK

Tanglefoot

I got 3 of them off your list, to narrow it down ................. the goat is my cousin


Okay so take the goat off the list

Smokey

Tanglefoot wrote:Do you have an old stove or a fridge on the porch or in the front yard?

Do you have any of your pickups parked in the yard on cinder-blocks?

Is the hood up and the motor out or being repaired?

Do you have dog poop all over your yard? You don't even have to own a dog but it would help.

You might even have a goat tied to a tree.

You could have a hammock hanging a tree with beer cans scattered underneath the hammock.





Do you have the name of another woman (not your wife) tattooed on your arm or chest?

Have you ever had any romantic encounters with any of your 1st cousins. Females of course.

Do you chew tobacco and never brush your teeth.

If any of these apply


You might be a REDNECK

Ok yall know I am soooo all over this one...

1. Not enough room for a fridge or a stove cause of all his other stuff, believe me if there was room he would have one out there
2. One of those pickups in the yard not running, two at the shop not running
3. only one truck running motor out of 2 so yeah hoods up
4. dog poop all over, had to make Mr. Smokey quit pooping in the yard, clean up was getting to be a bit much, he is only allowed to pee now...
5.the goat was making me jealous made him get rid of it
6. actually no hammock, but have found him sleeping in the yard
7. nope only my name on him twice, he kept forgetting my name so had to make him put in on there again, where he would see it every day
8. I wont tell about the cousins baby, our little secret

DING DING DING... WE HAVE A REDNECK

omg...ya'll are sooo not right. Cassie...thanks for the morning laughs.

Baby , you forgot one

Have you ever set your britches on fire with a blow torch, well my goodness he just did yesterday

Have a love seat on the front pourch

How about a couch, love seat and chair in the back yard?

Shebear, Having a couch or a love seat in the back yard is a must when you have a fire pit to roast chickens, pigs (hogs are a little hard to handle because to their size) or any other kind of meat. There could be a large garbage can located near by to catch all the trash (beer cans, bones from BBQed beef, chicken or pork). Trash cans are not required since it is a long held belief that anything thrown on the ground will eventually turn to dirt or some other kind of compost.
Normally, all furniture that is placed in the yard (front or back yard) is usually put on the street for trash collection in some other neighborhood because it is no longer usable and every piece is usually broken and not repairable.

Wayne, if you have a love seat on the front porch it is placed there for the hound dogs to have a place to lay down on and cause your home to become infested with fleas and ticks. It is okay to chain your 'coon or squirrel dogs to the porch columns, this intensifies the flea-tick infestation and also draws mice and/or rats, who then nest in the love-seat or other stuffed furniture.

If any of these things are applicable YOU JUST MIGHT BE A REDNECK.

I'm redneck, and I go to Starbuck's (aka: Fivebucks) regularly. What do you think gives me my itchy trigger finger.

I think redneck is as much mental as physical ,

battoo wrote:I think redneck is as much mental as physical ,

.....that would be the lack of mental.............


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twin1300 wrote:

battoo wrote:I think redneck is as much mental as physical ,

.....that would be the lack of mental.............


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