Why certain riders dont wave

TOP TEN REASONS WHY HARLEY RIDERS DONT WAVE BACK
10 Afraid it will invaliate the warranty
9 Leather and studs make it too hard to raise arm.
8 Refuses to wave to anyone whose bike is paid for.
7 Afraid to let go of handlebars cause they might vibrate off.
6 Rushing wind might blow scabs off new tattoos.
5 Angry cause they just took secong mortage out to pay for luxury tax on new Harley.
4 Just discovered the fine print in the owners manual and realized that HD is partially owned by those rice-burner manufacturers.
3 Cant tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.
2 Remembers that last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on a spiked helmet.
1 They're jealous that even after spending 25,000 dollars, they still dont own a Gold Wing.


TOP TEN REASONS WHY A GOLD WING RIDER DOESNT WAVE BACK
10 Wasent sure whether the other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture.
9 Afraid he might get frostbite if he removes hand from heated grip.
8 Has arthritus and the past 400 miles have made it difficult ro raise arm.
7 reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him
6 The expressoo machine just finished.
5 Was actually asleep when other rider waved.
4 Was in a 3-way confrence call with his stockbroker and accessories dealer
3 Was distracted by an odd shaped blip on his radar screen.
2 Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, programmable cd player, seat temp, and GPS system.
1 Couldnt find the 'auto-wave' back button on the dash.

All in good fun. Its not WHAT you ride, as long as you DO RIDE !!

TOP TEN REASONS WHY A 1300 DARKSIDE RIDER DOESNT WAVE BACK
10 Still waiting on their cookie.
9 Got the CTR and could not stop playing with it.
8 Was thinking that a front tire might work if you can find the right size.
7 Just finished jump starting their bike with alagator clips and speaker wire.
6 Thought there was a striped orange batwing on the other bike.
5 Installed a BadX seat and nodden off for a second when other rider waved.
4 Just realized that he/she forgot to clean off the cooking oil needed to mount their 205.
3 Been riding with the stock seat for 2 hours and the numbness has risen up through the spine and blocked all impulses to the left hand.
2 Stem bearings are shot and can't control the bike with only one hand.
1 There is a turn coming up and he/she has to stop, pickup the bike to point it in the right direction and then get going again.

KYVTX1300 wrote:TOP TEN REASONS WHY A 1300 DARKSIDE RIDER DOESNT WAVE BACK
10 Still waiting on their cookie.
9 Got the CTR and could not stop playing with it.
8 Was thinking that a front tire might work if you can find the right size.
7 Just finished jump starting their bike with alagator clips and speaker wire.
6 Thought there was a striped orange batwing on the other bike.
5 Installed a BadX seat and nodden off for a second when other rider waved.
4 Just realized that he/she forgot to clean off the cooking oil needed to mount their 205.
3 Been riding with the stock seat for 2 hours and the numbness has risen up through the spine and blocked all impulses to the left hand.
2 Stem bearings are shot and can't control the bike with only one hand.
1 There is a turn coming up and he/she has to stop, pickup the bike to point it in the right direction and then get going again.

OMG...(oh, my groceries)....that's good! That's real good. I love it!!!!!!!


.....................bobby

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11) Was pretty sure the other guy was actually flicking a booger at him.
12) Was looking down to see what the oncoming rider was pointing at.
13) The biker wave was not covered in scooter school.
14) Thinks the upside down peace sign might be a gang sign.....
15) Has been riding behind Darkside Shadow for 100 miles and is suffering from "Baffle Fatigue".

this is great , keep it going

16) Hit Neutral trying to go into 2nd.
17) Hit the false Neutral between 4th and 5th for a second.
18) Tried to go into 6th again then 7th a few minutes later and 8th after about half an hour.
19) Wondering if he has been playing with his CTR too much and if it will make him go blind eventually.
20) Wondering what to type into Google Image search to find the rest of nodakbassmaster's avatar.