Cowboy tough

Three Cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome sagebrush praire and with the pride for which these men were famous; it was a night of bravado and tall tales.

Tom, the hand from Wyoming said, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day a bull got loose in the corral. It had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth."

Jerry, from Texas, (no not that Jerry ) couldn't stand to be bested. "That's nothing, why the other day I was walking down the trail and a 15' diamondback rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands, bit off his head and swallowed the poison down in one gulp and didn't even get a bellyache."

Ranger Rick, the cowboy from South Dakota, remained silent not saying a word. He just sat there slowly stirring the coals of the campfire with his pecker...

I forgot to tell them how the fangs got stuck on the way out.

Jerry