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Cassies new shoes.
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of a shopkeeper, the Cassie declared,
'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!'
The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?
Cassie then headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water,
shotgun in hand. As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.
With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.
Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up.
The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement as the blonde struggled mightily and barely managed to flip the gator onto its back.
Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustration.....
'CRAP! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!
Sorry Cassie, I didn't know of any other Coonasses I could have pulled this on.
Keep smilein.
Moon
'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!'
The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?
Cassie then headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water,
shotgun in hand. As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.
With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.
Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up.
The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement as the blonde struggled mightily and barely managed to flip the gator onto its back.
Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustration.....
'CRAP! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!
Sorry Cassie, I didn't know of any other Coonasses I could have pulled this on.
Keep smilein.
Moon

Badmoon- Number of posts: 1697
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Re: Cassies new shoes.
Anyone?
Anyone?
Bueler?
Bueler?
Anyone?
Bueler?
Bueler?

Badmoon- Number of posts: 1697
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Re: Cassies new shoes.
AAAAhahahahaha good one Moon.
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Re: Cassies new shoes.
I'm not saying it sounds like Cassie,but I can picture her out in the water scaring the gators away................
She is a blonde.
She is a blonde.

jedishon- Super User

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Re: Cassies new shoes.
Great one Moon. I have forwarded it to my sister & Mom, blond of course.

CaribCruiser- Number of posts: 673
Age: 51
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Re: Cassies new shoes.
yall know I shot about 50 of them sons a bitches and never found a freakin pair of shoes, I did find one with a purse though. I need some more bait to keep trying to find those shoes soooo if yall cant find Moon think nothing of it!!!!

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Re: Cassies new shoes.
Been nice knowing you moon
Don't try to run brother cause that will just piss that coonass redneck off..... besides you can't outrun a bullet and that girl can shoot
See you out there
Smokey
See you out there
Smokey
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