The miracle of toilet paper

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror
complaining to my husband that my breasts are too
small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's
not so, heuncharacteristically comes up with a
suggestion.'If youwant your breasts to grow, then
every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it
between them for a few seconds.'
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet
paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it
between my breasts. 'How long will this take?' I asked.
'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my
husband replies.'
I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of
toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my
breasts larger over the years?'
Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your
butt, didn't it?'
He's still alive, and with a great deal of
therapy, he may even walk again, although he will
probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man.

Needed that. Thanks

Moon

Thanks Jerry. I am emailing it all over. ROFLMAO bill