The all new Smokey and Cassie, talking shit thread

[smokey2255]

Instead of hyjacking anyone elses threads like we do I thought I would start a whole new thread. This is here for all to enjoy and please by all means post up. I promise yall, we are thick skinned and nothing that is said here will hurt our feelings.

Now as soon as Cassie gets done cleaning up behind me and my kiddos I will let her post.

See you out there
Smokey

[Larry Simpson]

Oops, didn't see this one in time .see older than dirt thread

[horseman8m]

and then the fight begain,, duck smokey she's a throwing the lamp

you guys are cool for making us all smile with you two, thanks.
Horse

[smokey2255]

Horse, I dont even flinch for the lamp anymore. Now when she grabs one of my cast iron skillets I do get concerned. But then I remember she throws like a girl so I go back to relaxing

See you out there
Smokey

[Cassie]

Horse, I dont even flinch for the lamp anymore. Now when she grabs one of my cast iron skillets I do get concerned. But then I remember she throws like a girl so I go back to relaxing

See you out there
Smokey

whatever, I may throw like a girl but fight like a man. I do seem to remember you and John trying to take me down and I had both your asses in head locks and on the ground. And lets not forget the broken nose and broken jaw, although not through meaness yall, dont get excited...... and if you dont remember baby I would be more than happy to re-enact it for ya

[Cassie]

and then the fight begain,, duck smokey she's a throwing the lamp

you guys are cool for making us all smile with you two, thanks.
Horse

Horse I sooo dont throw lamps, I find that shoving them up the ole wazoo tends to get my point across a whole lot quicker

[smokey2255]

Horse I sooo dont throw lamps, I find that shoving them up the ole wazoo tends to get my point across a whole lot quicker

What she didnt add there was that she likes the feel when she does that to herself
And then the fight started

See you out there
Smokey

[Cassie]

your just jealous cause I wont let you watch

[smokey2255]

Hell I cant even be in the same county

[Cassie]

well baby if ya would help with the work ya might get to participate in the fun

[smokey2255]

Ummmmm lets see, house work? house work for pleasures later? nahhh think I will go for a ride

See you out there
Smokey

[Cassie]

oh well then I will just keep on doing the house work doing the pleasing and I still get to ride too , sucks to be you

[horseman8m]

Cassie , I have to say something here , every time you get on the on the jokes thread you help make Smokey look stupid ,
well I have to stick up for Smokey, he doesn't need your help in that department .

[smokey2255]

Cassie , I have to say something here , every time you get on the on the jokes thread you help make Smokey look stupid ,
well I have to stick up for Smokey, he doesn't need your help in that department .

Hey now, that hurts. But the truth always does though

See you out there
Smokey

[Cassie]

as long as we all recognize that I am the queen its all good

[twin1300]

Smokey,

You know what you tell a woman with two black eyes right???? NOTHING! YOU HAVE ALREADY TOLD HER TWICE!


J/K....... Cassie, you know we don't hit women! Just trying to at least let Smokey win an argument over here!....bwwhahahaha


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[jedishon]

Smokey,

You know what you tell a woman with two black eyes right???? NOTHING! YOU HAVE ALREADY TOLD HER TWICE!


J/K....... Cassie, you know we don't hit women! Just trying to at least let Smokey win an argument over here!....bwwhahahaha


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Twin, you, I and every other guy here could try and help Smokey but he still wouldn't win. That Cassie is one coon ass you shouldn't mess with, and after saying that I have to give Smokey credit for trying.

Jerry

[horseman8m]

with a thread like this , the question i have, is the lamp plugged in at the time ,,,,,,,,ouch

[smokey2255]

with a thread like this , the question i have, is the lame plugged in at the time ,,,,,,,,ouch

Horse i am gonna assume (yes I know what assuming does) that you meant lamp instead of lame. But to answer your question, it is plugged in and turned on. It makes her ears glow

See you out there
Smokey

[horseman8m]

Oops , corecteddd da spelin

[Toasted_311]

Any husband win a fight? That's rich.

[smokey2255]

I win these little spates all the time. I just do what she wants the way I want to do it. See I win

See you out there
Smokey

[Cassie]

I win these little spates all the time. I just do what she wants the way I want to do it. See I win

See you out there
Smokey

What he meant was, he does what I say, when I say and how I say........ Ok who am I kidding that SOB dont listen worth a shi**

[jedishon]

I win these little spates all the time. I just do what she wants the way I want to do it. See I win

See you out there
Smokey

What he meant was, he does what I say, when I say and how I say........ Ok who am I kidding that SOB dont listen worth a shi**

True love, aint it great.........

[horseman8m]

AAAaaaa there getting all mushy