Smokey screwing up
Smokey screwing up
Cassie on Sat Sep 26, 2009 5:43 pm
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually a husband.
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, I kept hinting to Smokey that he should get it fixed. But, somehow he always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the motorcycle, email, fishing, always something more important to him.
Finally I thought of a clever way to make my point. When he arrived home one day, he found me seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
He watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. He was gone only a few minutes.
He came back out and handed me a toothbrush. 'When you finish cutting the grass,' he said,
'you might as well sweep the driveway...'
The doctors say he will walk again, but he will always have a limp
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, I kept hinting to Smokey that he should get it fixed. But, somehow he always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the motorcycle, email, fishing, always something more important to him.
Finally I thought of a clever way to make my point. When he arrived home one day, he found me seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
He watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. He was gone only a few minutes.
He came back out and handed me a toothbrush. 'When you finish cutting the grass,' he said,
'you might as well sweep the driveway...'
The doctors say he will walk again, but he will always have a limp
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Re: Smokey screwing up
horseman8m on Sat Sep 26, 2009 8:22 pm
OUCH
that was a good one.
that was a good one.
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twin1300 on Sun Sep 27, 2009 6:08 am
Ahahahahaha Good one! Cassie!!!!
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Re: Smokey screwing up
smokey2255 on Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:27 am
Just like a woman, the toothbrush was for the sidewalks. I gave her a trim paintbrush for the driveway. The legs will heal 
See you out there
Smokey
See you out there
Smokey
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Re: Smokey screwing up
Badmoon on Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:52 pm
That was beautiful. T and me have those kinda converstaions all the time.
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Re: Smokey screwing up
Cassie on Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:42 am
smokey2255 wrote:Just like a woman, the toothbrush was for the sidewalks. I gave her a trim paintbrush for the driveway. The legs will heal
See you out there
Smokey
and just like a man to think I would be stupid enough to stop at the legs!!!
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