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Smokey confesses
jedishon on Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:35 am
Smokey was dying. Cassie sat at the bedside.
He looked up and said weakly:
'I have something I must confess.'
'There's no need to, Cassie replied.
'No,' he insisted,
'I want to die in peace.
I slept with your sister, your best friend,
her best friend, and your mother!'
'I know,' Cassie replied. 'Now just rest and let the poison work.'
And the fight finally ended
He looked up and said weakly:
'I have something I must confess.'
'There's no need to, Cassie replied.
'No,' he insisted,
'I want to die in peace.
I slept with your sister, your best friend,
her best friend, and your mother!'
'I know,' Cassie replied. 'Now just rest and let the poison work.'
And the fight finally ended
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Re: Smokey confesses
horseman8m on Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:44 am
Morbid but funny
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Re: Smokey confesses
twin1300 on Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:28 pm
Bwwhahahahahaha Now that's funny Una' Jerr!
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Re: Smokey confesses
smokey2255 on Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:02 pm
But I got the last laugh, I told everyone I was dying of aids. That way no one would ever have anything to do with her
Yeah I know I am effed up
See you out there
Smokey
Yeah I know I am effed up
See you out there
Smokey
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Re: Smokey confesses
Badmoon on Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:05 pm
smokey2255 wrote:But I got the last laugh, I told everyone I was dying of aids. That way no one would ever have anything to do with her
Yeah I know I am effed up
See you out there
Smokey
Now that is funny. Bam....
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horseman8m on Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:36 pm
Badmoon wrote:smokey2255 wrote:But I got the last laugh, I told everyone I was dying of aids. That way no one would ever have anything to do with her
Yeah I know I am effed up
See you out there
Smokey
Now that is funny. Bam....
talk about revenge from the grave,, but it is funny
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