http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/-t1.htm Place for humor. No racism, nothing cruel or out of line. Posts can be and will be deleted at admin discretion if we find them out of line. PMs will be sent to users violating the simple rule Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:19:31 GMT 10 http://image1.frappr.com/pix1/i/20080426/0/e/8/0e8ca044b19e81d5b805eb1fe29979080_large.jpg http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/-t1.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/if-world-war-two-had-been-an-online-real-ttime-strategy-game-the-chat-room-t3677.htm Moonshot_1 *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.* *Eisenhower has joined the game.* *paTTon has joined the game.* *Churchill has joined the game.* *benny-tow has joined the game.* *T0J0 has joined the game.* *Roosevelt has joined the game.* *Stalin has joined the game.* *deGaulle has joined the game.* Roosevelt: hey sup T0J0: y0 Stalin: hi Churchill: hi Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks T0JO: lol Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got ... Jokes Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:19:31 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/if-world-war-two-had-been-an-online-real-ttime-strategy-game-the-chat-room-t3677.htm#31080 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/if-world-war-two-had-been-an-online-real-ttime-strategy-game-the-chat-room-t3677.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/only-in-montana-t3656.htm jedishon A Montana rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring ranch and knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9, opened the door "Is your Dad home?" the rancher asked. "No sir, he isn't," the boy replied. "He went into town." "Well," said the rancher, "Is your Mother here?" "No sir, she's not here either. She went into town with Dad." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No sir, ... Jokes Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:50:41 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/only-in-montana-t3656.htm#30954 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/only-in-montana-t3656.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/smokey-s-down-t3631.htm cerooth Smokey and Cassie are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies. 'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband. 'Its ... Jokes Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:12:45 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/smokey-s-down-t3631.htm#30803 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/smokey-s-down-t3631.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/why-men-don-t-write-advice-columns-t3630.htm cerooth Dear Ask John: I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car started stalling and then it broke down about a mile down the road and I had to walk back to get my husband's help. When I got home, I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor's daughter! I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbor's daughter is 19. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted ... Jokes Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:10:37 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/why-men-don-t-write-advice-columns-t3630.htm#30802 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/why-men-don-t-write-advice-columns-t3630.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/smokey-screwing-up-t3510.htm Cassie Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually a husband. When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, I kept hinting to Smokey that he should get it fixed. But, somehow he always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the motorcycle, email, fishing, always something more important to him. Finally I thought of a clever way to make my point. When he arrived home one day, he found me seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away ... Jokes Sat, 26 Sep 2009 23:43:01 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/smokey-screwing-up-t3510.htm#29884 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/smokey-screwing-up-t3510.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/badmoon-goes-to-the-dentist-t3497.htm Larry Simpson Badmoon goes to the dentist to get a tooth pulled,he gets seated in the chair and the dentist pulls out this needle to deaden the gum.Badmoon says nooo doc,I can't stand needles so the dentist reaches for the gas mask and moon again says nooo doc I can't stand the mask.The dentist then asks,can you take a pill ? Moon says sure so the doc hands him a viagra.Moon then said ,Doc,I didn't know viagra was also a pain deadner.The doc said,It isn't but it will give you something to hang on to while ... Jokes Thu, 24 Sep 2009 20:58:58 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/badmoon-goes-to-the-dentist-t3497.htm#29801 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/badmoon-goes-to-the-dentist-t3497.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/obama-fan-t3247.htm horseman8m A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different. Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.' The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?' Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.' The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little ... Jokes Fri, 31 Jul 2009 17:46:36 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/obama-fan-t3247.htm#27737 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/obama-fan-t3247.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/history-t3269.htm jedishon * LIFE IN THE 1500's * The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s: Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married. ... Jokes Mon, 03 Aug 2009 18:35:57 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/history-t3269.htm#27861 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/history-t3269.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/the-all-new-smokey-and-cassie-talking-shit-thread-t3207.htm smokey2255 Instead of hyjacking anyone elses threads like we do I thought I would start a whole new thread. This is here for all to enjoy and please by all means post up. I promise yall, we are thick skinned and nothing that is said here will hurt our feelings. Now as soon as Cassie gets done cleaning up behind me and my kiddos I will let her post. See you out there Smokey Jokes Sat, 25 Jul 2009 16:06:36 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/the-all-new-smokey-and-cassie-talking-shit-thread-t3207.htm#27410 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/the-all-new-smokey-and-cassie-talking-shit-thread-t3207.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/horseman-and-the-attorney-t3439.htm horseman8m Horseman8m walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, "May I help you?" Horseman said, "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces." The attorney said, "Well do you have any grounds?" Horseman said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres." The attorney said, "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?" Horseman said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere." The attorney said, "No ... Jokes Thu, 03 Sep 2009 03:43:24 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/horseman-and-the-attorney-t3439.htm#29328 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/horseman-and-the-attorney-t3439.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/smokey-confesses-t3433.htm jedishon
He looked up and said weakly:
'I have something I must confess.'

'There's no need to, Cassie replied.

'No,' he insisted,
'I want to die in peace.
I slept with your sister, your best friend,
her best friend, and your mother!'

'I know,' Cassie replied. 'Now just rest and let the poison work.'

And the fight finally ended]]> Jokes Wed, 02 Sep 2009 12:35:58 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/smokey-confesses-t3433.htm#29287 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/smokey-confesses-t3433.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/5-affairs-t3434.htm jedishon > The 1st Affair > > > A married man was having an affair > with his secretary. > > One day they went to her place > and made love all afternoon. > > Exhausted, they fell asleep > and woke up at 8 PM. > > The man hurriedly dressed > and told his lover to take his shoes > outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. > > He put on his shoes and drove home.. > > 'Where have you been?' his wife demanded. > > ... Jokes Wed, 02 Sep 2009 12:37:16 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/5-affairs-t3434.htm#29288 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/5-affairs-t3434.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/badmoon-gets-a-paintjob-t3389.htm horseman8m Badmoon stops by the local custom motorcycle Shop to have his bike Painted . They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home. While he is scratching his head he was approached ... Jokes Fri, 28 Aug 2009 22:35:47 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/badmoon-gets-a-paintjob-t3389.htm#29074 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/badmoon-gets-a-paintjob-t3389.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/race-across-the-desert-t3374.htm 85V-TWIN have yall heard about the 3 men going to have a foot race across the desert ? well anyway,there were 3 men going to have a foot race across the desert.1 was an afro american,1 was an arab,and 1 was a coon ass. each one of the men could only take 1 thing with them.the afro american brought a sandwich.a guy asks,what you gonna do with the sandwich ? the guy replies,well sir,when i get hungry i'm going to eat it.guy sends him on his way.next,the arab brings a gallon of water.guy asks,what you gonna ... Jokes Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:19:30 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/race-across-the-desert-t3374.htm#28905 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/race-across-the-desert-t3374.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/never-question-a-drunk-t3370.htm Larry Simpson A lady was shopping at the corner store ,she brought her eggs,bread ,milk,chips and coffee to the cashier.A man stepped in line behind her,she could tell from his actions that he was drunk ,he stood there a minute looking at what she was buying.Out of the blue he said I bet you are single.Being single she started looking at her purchase items them turned to the man and said how could you tell the drunk says cause your ugly. Jokes Tue, 25 Aug 2009 03:59:52 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/never-question-a-drunk-t3370.htm#28878 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/never-question-a-drunk-t3370.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/magic-sex-t3366.htm 85V-TWIN ]]> Jokes Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:21:41 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/magic-sex-t3366.htm#28837 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/magic-sex-t3366.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/a-touching-story-t3356.htm Big Green Valley

After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles -- something she loved to do.


As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that?"


Because, she replied, "I miss mine."


Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it ?!?!?!]]> Jokes Sat, 22 Aug 2009 15:39:34 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/a-touching-story-t3356.htm#28740 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/a-touching-story-t3356.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/philosophy-s-of-life-t3318.htm horseman8m philosophy's of life Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her. My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still ... Jokes Sun, 16 Aug 2009 05:16:20 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/philosophy-s-of-life-t3318.htm#28449 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/philosophy-s-of-life-t3318.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/older-than-dirt-t3188.htm jedishon 'Someone asked the other day, 'What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?' 'We didn't have fast food when I was growing up,' I informed him. 'All the food was slow.' 'C'mon, seriously. Where did you eat?' 'It was a place called 'at home,'' I explained. ! 'Mom cooked every day and when Dad got home from work, we sat down together at the dining room table, and if I didn't like what she put on my plate I was allowed to sit there until I did like it.' By ... Jokes Wed, 22 Jul 2009 12:26:05 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/older-than-dirt-t3188.htm#27267 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/older-than-dirt-t3188.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/the-blonde-cassie-milk-bath-t3261.htm smokey2255 A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, 'I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?' The blonde said, 'No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub ... Jokes Mon, 03 Aug 2009 01:12:17 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/the-blonde-cassie-milk-bath-t3261.htm#27821 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/the-blonde-cassie-milk-bath-t3261.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/lawyers-jump-t3248.htm horseman8m A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out. Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining. The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," ... Jokes Fri, 31 Jul 2009 18:03:41 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/lawyers-jump-t3248.htm#27740 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/lawyers-jump-t3248.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/sport-of-choice-t3230.htm jedishon After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on the American Male's recreational preferences: 1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: basketball 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: bowling. 3. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is: football. 4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: baseball. 5. The sport of choice for middle management is: tennis. 6. The sport of choice for corporate ... Jokes Tue, 28 Jul 2009 21:11:23 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/sport-of-choice-t3230.htm#27604 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/sport-of-choice-t3230.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/they-walk-among-us-t3197.htm jedishon Caution... They Walk Among Us! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------- Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.' For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked too good to be true, so he changed ... Jokes Thu, 23 Jul 2009 18:37:06 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/they-walk-among-us-t3197.htm#27313 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/they-walk-among-us-t3197.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/new-pet-t3179.htm dirtwarrior But he gets so lonely so he decides he wants to get a pet for company, but not just any pet he wants something exotic so he goes to the local pet shop. "Actually we're doing a big trade on these Indonesian centipedes" says the pet shop owner. "They even come in a little house shaped box". "Done" says the man. "When he gets home he puts the box on the sideboard. After a couple of hours he gets bored so he goes over to the box and says "I'm ... Jokes Sun, 19 Jul 2009 23:22:05 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/new-pet-t3179.htm#27157 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/new-pet-t3179.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/man-laws-t3134.htm jedishon The International Council of Man Laws. 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking your Boss's car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his friends. 4: If you've known ... Jokes Wed, 08 Jul 2009 19:15:14 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/man-laws-t3134.htm#26785 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/man-laws-t3134.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/human-body-tips-t2822.htm jedishon It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb). The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. Women blink twice as often as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. Your body uses 300 muscles to ... Jokes Wed, 06 May 2009 18:30:57 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/human-body-tips-t2822.htm#24340 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/human-body-tips-t2822.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/there-teachers-and-thenthere-are-educators-t2871.htm twin1300 Lipstick in School (Priceless!) According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back.. Finally the ... Jokes Mon, 18 May 2009 19:07:09 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/there-teachers-and-thenthere-are-educators-t2871.htm#24677 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/there-teachers-and-thenthere-are-educators-t2871.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/america-our-safety-is-at-stake-t3086.htm horseman8m

]]> Jokes Tue, 30 Jun 2009 05:28:54 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/america-our-safety-is-at-stake-t3086.htm#26446 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/america-our-safety-is-at-stake-t3086.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/got-a-new-fence-t3034.htm jedishon -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Just wanted to let you know I have new electric fence. Tested it out 2 days ago and that it works great! I had the standard 6 ft. fence in the backyard, and a few months ago, I heard about burglaries increasing dramatically in the entire city. To make sure this never happened to me, I got an electric fence and ran a single wire along the top of the old fence. Actually, I got the biggest cattle charger ... Jokes Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:25:01 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/got-a-new-fence-t3034.htm#26084 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/got-a-new-fence-t3034.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/moon-been-fish-n-t3032.htm jedishon Moon been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done run outta night crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wit a big frog in his mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs, so he decides to steal dat froggie. Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water moccasin, so Moon had to be real careful or he'd get bit. He snuk up behine de snake and grabbed him roun de haid. Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit.. He squirmed and wrapped hisself roun Moon's arm try'n ... Jokes Mon, 22 Jun 2009 13:57:29 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/moon-been-fish-n-t3032.htm#26069 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/moon-been-fish-n-t3032.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/older-women-are-so-practical-t3009.htm jedishon After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 40 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal. Now I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable ... Jokes Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:30:28 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/older-women-are-so-practical-t3009.htm#25871 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/older-women-are-so-practical-t3009.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/show-your-patriotism-t3008.htm jedishon Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their ... Jokes Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:29:20 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/show-your-patriotism-t3008.htm#25870 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/show-your-patriotism-t3008.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/hear-yee-hear-yee-3-t2835.htm horseman8m Hear yee hear yee.. It has been decided that on this day the 9 day of MAY this year of our lord 2009, that the Meritorious Humor Award with barb wire cluster , this honor is bestowed upon : Toasted_311 Badmoon twin1300 cerooth Muntz OpusX 00 Doc dirtwarrior ttexastim yank daves1300s wezzy69 Patch janice Steve-O 061300c Tater1800 YoIdaho Twisted-X easygoer and don't forget the previus winners of this award Smokey2255 : ... Jokes Sun, 10 May 2009 02:33:23 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/hear-yee-hear-yee-3-t2835.htm#24435 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/hear-yee-hear-yee-3-t2835.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/kermit-dead-t2821.htm jedishon


Jerry]]> Jokes Wed, 06 May 2009 18:07:36 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/kermit-dead-t2821.htm#24337 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/kermit-dead-t2821.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/special-high-intensity-training-t2810.htm horseman8m Memo: Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.) In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and ... Jokes Sun, 03 May 2009 10:39:27 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/special-high-intensity-training-t2810.htm#24281 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/special-high-intensity-training-t2810.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/simple-test-t2735.htm jedishon WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ (Passing requires 4 correct answers) 1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 2) Which country makes Panama hats? 3) From which animal do we get cat gut? 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? 6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? 7) What was King George VI's first name? What colour is a purple finch? 9) ... Jokes Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:24:36 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/simple-test-t2735.htm#23748 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/simple-test-t2735.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/religious-nuts-t2705.htm 00 Doc Reverend Boudreaux was the part-time pastor of the local Cajun Baptist Church and Pastor Thibodaux was the minister of the Covenant Church across the road. They were both standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that read: Da End is Near - Turn Yo Sef 'Roun Now - Afore It Be Too Late!' As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, 'You are religious nuts!' Seconds later from the curve they heard screeching ... Jokes Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:36:03 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/religious-nuts-t2705.htm#23541 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/religious-nuts-t2705.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/kentucky-gas-station-promotion-t2699.htm dirtwarrior Kentucky Gas Station Promotion A gas station owner in Kentucky was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up." Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex. The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time." A week ... Jokes Fri, 10 Apr 2009 01:07:47 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/kentucky-gas-station-promotion-t2699.htm#23513 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/kentucky-gas-station-promotion-t2699.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/redneck-child-birth-t2701.htm dirtwarrior Deep in the back woods, of Letcher County Kentucky a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing!." Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there," said the doctor, "don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down; I think there's another ... Jokes Fri, 10 Apr 2009 01:11:05 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/redneck-child-birth-t2701.htm#23515 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/redneck-child-birth-t2701.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/are-you-a-democrat-a-republican-or-a-redneck-t2700.htm dirtwarrior Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck? Here is a little test that will help you decide. You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What ... Jokes Fri, 10 Apr 2009 01:09:37 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/are-you-a-democrat-a-republican-or-a-redneck-t2700.htm#23514 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/are-you-a-democrat-a-republican-or-a-redneck-t2700.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/becoming-an-illegal-alien-t2635.htm jedishon FORMS ARE GOING FAST- SIGN UP TODAY! Becoming Illegal (Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart Senate Office Building Phone (202) 224 3254 Washington DC, 20510 Dear Senator Harkin, As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and ... Jokes Wed, 25 Mar 2009 19:07:13 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/becoming-an-illegal-alien-t2635.htm#22914 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/becoming-an-illegal-alien-t2635.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/wrong-email-address-t2599.htm ttexastim A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, ... Jokes Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:11:03 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/wrong-email-address-t2599.htm#22608 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/wrong-email-address-t2599.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/uncle-muntz-t2631.htm jedishon **Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,** **'Hello?'** **'Hi honey.** **This is Daddy.** **Is Mommy near the phone?'** **'No, Daddy.** **She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Muntz.'** **After a brief pause,** **Daddy says,** **'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Muntz.'** **'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in ... Jokes Wed, 25 Mar 2009 00:56:22 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/uncle-muntz-t2631.htm#22881 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/uncle-muntz-t2631.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/drivers-license-t2601.htm ttexastim A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 'Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 'It's not polite.' 'OK,' the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?' 'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' 'That's enough questions, ... Jokes Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:21:48 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/drivers-license-t2601.htm#22611 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/drivers-license-t2601.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/the-new-special-at-denny-s-t2600.htm ttexastim
14 eggs, no sausage, and the guy at the next table pays the bill.

]]> Jokes Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:13:24 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/the-new-special-at-denny-s-t2600.htm#22609 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/the-new-special-at-denny-s-t2600.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/banned-from-walmart-t2142.htm jedishon This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Samsel, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite ... Jokes Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:02:51 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/banned-from-walmart-t2142.htm#19089 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/banned-from-walmart-t2142.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/no-bashing-just-couldn-t-resist-t2467.htm yank Harley Davidson - Screamin' Eagle Engine Defect Investigation Email this page Print this page The national consumer law firm of Lieff Cabraser Heimann & Bernstein, LLP, is currently investigating consumer complaints regarding Harley-Davidson Screamin' Eagle motorcycle engines. Screamin' Eagle motorcycles are a line of high-end Harley-Davidson bikes, which typically cost upwards of $30,000. Description of the Alleged Defect in H-D Screamin' Eagles The current investigation ... Jokes Sun, 22 Feb 2009 00:54:04 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/no-bashing-just-couldn-t-resist-t2467.htm#21549 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/no-bashing-just-couldn-t-resist-t2467.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/mutant-squirrel-of-death-t2387.htm daves1300s I never dreamed slowly cruising on my motorcycle through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! Little did I suspect. I was on Brice Street - a very nice neighborhood with perfect lawns and slow traffic. As I passed an oncoming car, a brown furry missile shot out from under it and tumbled to a stop immediately in front of me. It was a squirrel, and must have been trying to run across the road when it encountered the car. I really was not going very fast, but there was ... Jokes Wed, 04 Feb 2009 16:29:27 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/mutant-squirrel-of-death-t2387.htm#20981 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/mutant-squirrel-of-death-t2387.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/post-low-on-refrigerator-door-t2379.htm jedishon The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door. Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food.Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping ... Jokes Mon, 02 Feb 2009 02:04:22 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/post-low-on-refrigerator-door-t2379.htm#20908 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/post-low-on-refrigerator-door-t2379.htm http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/oldie-t2353.htm wezzy69 Sunday Morning Sex Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, 'He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning. ' Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. 'Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing ... Jokes Sat, 24 Jan 2009 07:25:58 GMT http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/oldie-t2353.htm#20699 http://mcdarksiders.forumotion.com/jokes-f3/oldie-t2353.htm